January 8, 2013

Trivia Blog: Win One (Quarter) for the Gipper

These Trivia Blog posts come from the emails I send out as Quizmaster of the Gael Pub Trivia Night every Tuesday.  But seeing as how they comprise most of the writing I seem to do these days, I thought it fitting to include them on the Pale Writer blog as well.  I won't include things like info about categories or drink specials, but will keep the bulk of the rest.  Hopefully you enjoy, so much so that you come out some Tuesday at 8:30 (3rd Ave. b/t 82nd and 83rd)...

Things that had a better chance of winning than poor Notre Dame vs. Alabama in last night’s National Championship game:
  • Mark Sanchez vs. an NFL defense
  • Mark Sanchez vs. the three feet between his crumpled-up fast food bag and the garbage can
  • The proper pronunciation of “diabetes” vs. Wilford Brimley
  • The structural integrity of IKEA furniture vs. a move to a fifth-floor walkup
  • The structural integrity of that last belt loop vs. Chris Christie
  • My patience vs. that high-frame rate, 3D version of The Hobbit
  • Mitt Romney vs. unemployment
  • All the new people at my gym this week vs. them still being there next week
  • Drunk revelers in the wee hours of New Year’s vs. the cops that find them peeing on cop cars
  • A bag of weed vs. Justin Bieber

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