November 20, 2012

Trivia Blog: I Don't Give a Thanks

These Trivia Blog posts come from the emails I send out as Quizmaster of the Gael Pub Trivia Night every Tuesday.  But seeing as how they comprise most of the writing I seem to do these days, I thought it fitting to include them on the Pale Writer blog as well.  I won't include things like info about categories or drink specials, but will keep the bulk of the rest.  Hopefully you enjoy, so much so that you come out some Tuesday at 8:30 (3rd Ave. b/t 82nd and 83rd)...

Signs your Thanksgiving is just not going to turn out the way you wanted:
  • Your Uncle Pete’s speech about the “welfare whores and fence jumpers” started before anyone even sat down to eat.
  • That out-of-control Honey Boo Boo parade balloon seems to be heading straight for you.
  • You’re a Detroit Lions fan.
  • Your Tofurkey tastes more like Tofausage.  Only, you’re pretty sure there’s no such thing as Tofausage.
  • Your nephew’s rendition of “One Little, Two Little, Three Little Indians” contains a surprisingly high amount of swear words.
  • The “wishbone” your Dad carved out and saved for you and your brother looks suspiciously large and cat-like, especially with the disappearance of Whiskers still hanging over the family celebration.
  • CANNED cranberry sauce, Aunt Irene?  Really?
  • Your cousin just jokingly referred to Black Friday as African-American Friday for the fourth time in an hour, and it’s not getting any funnier.
  • The Macy’s parade is promising a special reunion performance by *NSYNC, minus that no-talent hack Timberlake.
  • Great-Uncle Owen hasn’t moved in like six hours…

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