January 3, 2012

Trivia Blog: It's Resolution, Baby

These Trivia Blog posts come from the emails I send out as Quizmaster of the Gael Pub Trivia Night every Tuesday.  But seeing as how they comprise most of the writing I seem to do these days, I thought it fitting to include them on the Pale Writer blog as well.  I won't include things like info about categories or drink specials, but will keep the bulk of the rest.  Hopefully you enjoy, so much so that you come out some Tuesday at 8:30 (3rd Ave. b/t 82nd and 83rd)...

A short list of my New Year's resolutions for 2012...
  • Stop saying "ATM machine," because the "M" in "ATM" clearly stands for "machine" already.
  • Help my semi-racist uncle to refrain from using terms like "Orientals" and "Your people" so much.
  • Find out what "Oriental" actually means.
  • Stop ending so many sentences with, "Am I right, ladies?"
  • Start ending more sentences with, "Booyah!"
  • Finally learn how to definitively tell the difference between Brooklyn hipsters and homeless people.
  • Go bungee jumping.
  • Stop being so afraid of Chinatown.
  • Stop my uncle from calling it "Orientaltown."
  • Finally get rid of all that baby weight.

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