These Trivia Blog posts come from the emails I send out as Quizmaster of the Gael Pub Trivia Night every Tuesday. But seeing as how they comprise most of the writing I seem to do these days, I thought it fitting to include them on the Pale Writer blog as well. I won't include things like info about categories or drink specials, but will keep the bulk of the rest. Hopefully you enjoy, so much so that you come out some Tuesday at 8:30 (3rd Ave. b/t 82nd and 83rd)...
A brief reenactment of my encounter with our cat last night after I arrived home from a four-day trip away for the holidays:
Me: [Walks through front door]
Cat: FOOD GUY!
Me: Hey buddy.
Me: Whoa, calm down big guy.
Cat: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HOME!
Me: Did you miss me or something?
Cat: I ATE ALL THE FOOD YOU LEFT OUT FOR ME AFTER ONE DAY!!
Me: What's the matter? Hungry?
Cat: I HAVE NO PROPER CONCEPT OF TIME, SO I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG YOU WERE GONE, NOR HOW TO RATION OUT FOOD OVER THE COURSE OF FOUR DAYS!!
Me: You want some more water?
Cat: HERE, I'LL CHEW ON YOUR SHOELACES FOR YOU!
Me: Can you get the hell off my shoes, please?
Cat: I KNOCKED ALL THE THINGS OFF YOUR SHELVES!
Me: Seriously, get off my shoes.
Cat: HERE, I'LL KNOCK THE MAIL YOU JUST PUT ON THE COFFEE TABLE ON THE GROUND, TOO!
Cat: I'M JUST GONNA YELL FOR A WHILE, OKAY?!
Me: I'm going to get some pizza, try not to knock anything else over while I'm gone.
Cat: DON'T LEAVE!!!
Me: I'll be back in a couple minutes.
Cat: IF YOU LEAVE, YOU'LL NEVER COME BACK!! OR YOU'LL COME BACK IN 5 MINUTES, I DONT KNOW! AGAIN, I HAVE NO PROPER CONCEPT OF TIME!
Me: Okay, bye buddy.
Cat: I'LL PUT SOME CAT LITTER ON YOUR SUITCASE FOR YOU WHILE YOU'RE GONE!!